Egg-citing Moments Lover Gifts

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'Your brains are scrambled.'

Egg!

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Chicken: the one-man show

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

Meet the layer.

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Humpty the Game Warden

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'How do you like your egg?'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

'...And don't get him started on his operation!'

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."