Egg-citing Moments Lover Gifts

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Egg!

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Your brains are scrambled.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Chicken: the one-man show

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Meet the layer.

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Humpty the Game Warden

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'How do you like your egg?'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

'...And don't get him started on his operation!'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."