Easter Traditions Fan Gifts

"We better hope those damned air traffic controllers aren't on strike again!"

Happy Easter

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Missing Easter Egg

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Easter Ham Free.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

Springtime rabbits.

Jesus and the Peeps

Easter Bunny!

Easter Bonnet

Easter bunny Island.

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Add to Basket?

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'