Easter Traditions Fan Pillows

"We better hope those damned air traffic controllers aren't on strike again!"

Happy Easter

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Missing Easter Egg

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Springtime rabbits.

Easter Bonnet

Jesus and the Peeps

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

Easter Bunny!

Easter bunny Island.

'Hey, wait a minute!'

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Add to Basket?

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"I want to report a mugging."