Easter Story Fan Gifts

"Oy! How many times have I told him not to leave his clothes on the floor?!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Sistine Selfie

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Missing Easter Egg

Easter Ham Free.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Springtime rabbits.

Jesus and the Peeps

Easter Bonnet

Easter Bunny!

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Easter bunny Island.

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Add to Basket?

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"I want to report a mugging."