Easter Story Fan Pillows

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

Sistine Selfie

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Missing Easter Egg

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Jesus and the Peeps

Easter Bunny!

Springtime rabbits.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Easter Bonnet

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Easter bunny Island.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Add to Basket?

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

"I want to report a mugging."

"Eve just went nuclear and split an Adam!"