Easter Humor Fan Pillows

Easter Bunny crushed by Jesus' tomb stone.

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Missing Easter Egg

Easter Ham Free.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Springtime rabbits.

Easter Bunny!

Devil tattoo.

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Easter Bonnet

Jesus and the Peeps

Easter bunny Island.

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

Add to Basket?

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"I want to report a mugging."

'You didn't really look up Easter Island, did you, Richard?'