Easter Humorist Pillows

The Sacrificial Peep

Easter - So far, so good...

"Where are you planning to hide your eggs?"

"I am the eggman. I am the Walrus."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'We have three minutes left.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Monk Prompt

How's my sermon. . .

'Even More Disciples'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

The ten ammendments

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Bishops Snooker

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"...and in conclusion..."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Applause

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

The Enemy

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

Hen Night

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.