Easter Humorist Prints

The Sacrificial Peep

Easter - So far, so good...

"Where are you planning to hide your eggs?"

"That's my half-brother on my mother's side."

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

"I am the eggman. I am the Walrus."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'We have three minutes left.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Monk Prompt

How's my sermon. . .

Bishops Snooker

'Even More Disciples'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

The ten ammendments

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

"...and in conclusion..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Applause

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

The Enemy

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Hen Night