Easter Story Lover Pillows

"WHAT!?!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Happy Easter

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Regifts of the Magi

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Fairy tale

Missing Easter Egg

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '