Easter Story Lover Gifts

"WHAT!?!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Happy Easter

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Regifts of the Magi

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Missing Easter Egg

Fairy tale

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'