Easter Humor Lover Gifts

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Missing Easter Egg

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Easter Ham Free.

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

Easter Bonnet

Jesus and the Peeps

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Easter Bunny!

Springtime rabbits.

Easter bunny Island.

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

Add to Basket?

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

"I want to report a mugging."

'You didn't really look up Easter Island, did you, Richard?'

Easter Bunny Island