Easter Humor Seeker Gifts

"I knew you delivered eggs, but I had no idea you fertilized them as well."

Happy Easter

Mr. Punch in Venice

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

Drunk Barber

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Missing Easter Egg

Easter Ham Free.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Springtime rabbits.

Easter Bunny!

Jesus and the Peeps

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Easter Bonnet

Easter bunny Island.

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

Add to Basket?

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

"I want to report a mugging."

Easter bunny

'You didn't really look up Easter Island, did you, Richard?'

Easter Bunny Island