Easter Fun Seeker Gifts

'Do you guys have an easter egg hunt at home?' 'Sort of, we don't have kids, so my wife hides beers for me to find.' 'Wow, does she have a sister?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Out To Lurch

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

Circus Act

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Pesky students.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Children's Entertainer

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Call me!"