Easter Fun Seeker Gifts

'Do you guys have an easter egg hunt at home?' 'Sort of, we don't have kids, so my wife hides beers for me to find.' 'Wow, does she have a sister?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Out To Lurch

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Circus Act

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."