Religion Humor Seeker Gifts

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

United Church of OMG

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

A woman in prayer

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Excommunicate Me.

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

"This is a beta test, right?"

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Three Parent Baby

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Nativity - The sitcom

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Pre-nuptual Nativity

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."