Religion Humor Seeker Pillows

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

United Church of OMG

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

A woman in prayer

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"This is a beta test, right?"

Excommunicate Me.

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Three Parent Baby

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Nativity - The sitcom

Pre-nuptual Nativity

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."