Easter Bunny Fan Gifts

'Of course, I'm PETER. Who were you expecting...the Tooth Fairy?'

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Geezer.

Missing Easter Egg

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Easter Ham Free.

Easter Bonnet

Springtime rabbits.

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Easter Bunny!

Jesus and the Peeps

"This must be Easter Island!"

Easter bunny Island.

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Add to Basket?

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"I want to report a mugging."

'You didn't really look up Easter Island, did you, Richard?'

The Easter Bilby