Field Day Fan Gifts

Track & Field & Stream

Men hunting with a dog

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Yoyo sheep

"Tunnel of love"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Centaur Sprinter

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Are we ready to order?'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"We raise our beef humanely."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"