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Men hunting with a dog

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Yoyo sheep

"Tunnel of love"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Centaur Sprinter

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Are we ready to order?'

"We raise our beef humanely."