Earth Day Celebration Gifts

No-smoking.

Student to teacher: 'Cuz history repeats itself better when we recycle.'

Swing without a tree

Do something for the environment.

"Oh man! I need to be there at 5 in the morning! I'll need a sleeping bag, ice chest and snacks."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"We'll always have Paris..."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

The interested bystanders.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.