Workplace Environment Day Gifts

I thought this office went 'green' a long time ago. It started here in the kitchen refrigerator.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bees SOS

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Litter Pick

City Windfarms.

Price may vary with weather.

Cog-In-The-Wheel

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Bottletrees.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Water scarcity in Africa

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Climate change skeptics.

"I'm the best candidate."

Recycling centre

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'