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"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Pollution.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"I thought help would be here by now."

Just stop (macassar) oil

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Hot enough for ya..?"

Ecology

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

But is it organic?

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

The interested bystanders.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We'll always have Paris..."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Just Stop Boil

Trump leaving