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Air conditioner.

April 22nd - Earth Day....Now what about a Girth Day.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Polluted geese

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

The interested bystanders.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Just Stop Boil

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Global Warmer 2000.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."