Ecological Crusader Mugs

'Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Just Stop Boil

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Global Warmer 2000.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Environment policy.