"Sorry it took so long. I'm the only one without hepatitis."
Food Hygiene Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a food hygiene fanatic? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that highlight their commitment to cleanliness. Perfect for those who take pride in spotless kitchens and safe food practices, these products bring humor and character to their everyday routines. Whether it's a fun mug, a quirky t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find something that matches their passion for hygiene and food safety.
Counting ribs
Moses separating his Laundry.
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'
"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."
Honest Vending
CAUTION: Creative genius at work
"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"
Chef copy robot
"Out with the old fish, in with the new."
'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'
"Please don't kill me."
No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club
"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'
'Don't worry it's organic...'
Wash your hands
'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'
A convenient attack of swine flu...
"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'
Soap Versus Coronavirus
"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."
Hand Sanitiser on the Bar
"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"
A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.
'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'
The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -
"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."
'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'
"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"
Food Hygiene Fanatic Gifts Collection
Food Hygiene Fanatic Mugs
Explore our entire collection of mugs designed for food hygiene fanatics—perfect for starting conversations and keeping their passion front and center.
Food Hygiene Fanatic Pillows
Add some humor and personality to their space with pillows celebrating food hygiene enthusiasts—comfortable, clever, and perfect for cozy corners.
Food Hygiene Fanatic Prints
Browse our stylish prints that highlight the importance of cleanliness—great for decorating kitchens or dining rooms with a humorous touch.
Food Hygiene Fanatic T-Shirts
Discover a range of t-shirts crafted for those passionate about hygiene and safety—wear their dedication with pride in our fun and witty collection.