Lovers Of Clean Living Pillows

A man collects dog tracks.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Clean air.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

'My mom invented baths!'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

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Medieval Torture

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's