Clean Living Champ Pillows

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I love you too, big guy."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Environment policy.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Deforestation.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Ecological balance.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

In the art gallery

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.