Clean Living Champ Prints

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I love you too, big guy."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Environment policy.

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Deforestation.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Ecological balance.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

In the art gallery

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'