Green Living Devotees T-Shirts

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

I guess she had other plans for you.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Nuclear generation of energy.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Recycling bottle bank.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

'Where's my horse?'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."