Clean Eating Advocate T-Shirts

What was good for you is bad for you.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'We no longer serve trans-fats. Would you like some lettuce broth?'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Desert Island Meals.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Queen of Quinoa

All Natural Nothing

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You won’t need refills."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

An apple a day!