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"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Queen of Quinoa

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

All Natural Nothing

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'What are you eating now?'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Diet considerations.'

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

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