Food Sustainability Advocate T-Shirts

US food supply.

'...and artificial coloring to enhance appearance.'

"Guess who's coming to dinner!?"

Desert Island Meals.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Climate change skeptics.