Food Sustainability Advocate Pillows

US food supply.

'...and artificial coloring to enhance appearance.'

"Guess who's coming to dinner!?"

Desert Island Meals.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

Water scarcity in Africa

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

Landing helicopters on flowers.

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

Climate change skeptics.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'