Seafood Sustainability Advocate Pillows

"Absolutely no dolphins were harmed in our catch of the tuna. Also, no tuna were harmed in the catch of the cod, no cod were harmed in our catch of the flounder..."

Desert Island Meals.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'Order one with anchovies -- I've never seen a fish!'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

"Give me the lobster tail please."

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

'I've heard nets are safest if you swim right into them...Cod Psychology if you ask me.'

US food supply.

World Ocean Day

Lunchroom Talk

'Mercury for breakfast again?'

"Tell Boris to come back with another more conciliatory proposal ..."

Clap Chowder

'There are millions of people you would be grateful for that food.' 'Name one.'

'...and artificial coloring to enhance appearance.'

'I told you it was cold today.'

Locally Sourced Fish For Sale

"Guess who's coming to dinner!?"

Fish Stocks

Not enough fish in the sea

"If you ask me, it takes a lot of fun out of the old Friday night feeding frenzy!"