Food Sustainability T-Shirts

Farmer's Black Market.

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

Milk for farmers/Regular squeeze-farmers-til-they-squeak milk.

"The soup of the day is yesterday's chef's special."

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

Man stood at genetically modified fruit and veg stand.

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson