Food Sustainability T-Shirts

Farmer's Black Market.

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

Milk for farmers/Regular squeeze-farmers-til-they-squeak milk.

"The soup of the day is yesterday's chef's special."

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

Man stood at genetically modified fruit and veg stand.

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future