Sustainable Eating Enthusiast T-Shirts

Farmer's Black Market.

The Environmentalist

Desert Island Meals.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Is the MSG local?"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Your Future Home.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Diner

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

Ecology.

COP29

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Recycling bottle bank.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Is his nose locally grown?"