Sustainable Eating Enthusiast T-Shirts

Farmer's Black Market.

Desert Island Meals.

The Environmentalist

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Is the MSG local?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Your Future Home.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Earth stove

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Diner

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Ecology.

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Recycling bottle bank.

COP29

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."