Culinary Culture Lovers Pillows

A tureen of chefs

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Culture clash

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Your father dressed you, didn't he?"

"They've asked for separate checks and thirteen doggy bags."

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

'We need more cake shows!'

'Boy, our son is sharp!'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'