Culinary Culture Lovers Mugs

A tureen of chefs

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Culture clash

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"They've asked for separate checks and thirteen doggy bags."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'We need more cake shows!'

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

'Boy, our son is sharp!'

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

'My compliments to mummy.'