Culinary Community Lover Mugs

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Feast

The Perfect Foil

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man