Culinary Show Fan Pillows

'She discovered Gordon Ramsay.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

"When did they add this channel?!"

Road Kill Cafe.

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"With this table monitor, you can watch the chefs prepare your meal. Look, another slice of frozen lasagna being microwaved."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Chefs

'Ready, steady, Operate'

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"

The Cheese God

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

"Pepper spray?"