Cooking Show Fanatic Pillows

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Why are you screaming at the microwave?"

"Which cooking competition show did you get your training from?"

Astral Projection

Keith Floyd.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

Mary Berry

Loyd Grossman

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"When did they add this channel?!"

"Waiter!"

Emeril Lagasse

My Cauldron Rules

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

Here's one I made earlier.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"Mom, turn on the TV!"

Chefs