Culinary Show Fan Gifts

'She discovered Gordon Ramsay.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"That's two tossed salads, one egg drop soup, and one pulled pork."

Now we know --- It's good for making toast, not good for heating up meatloaf!

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

Emeril Lagasse

Road Kill Cafe.

Mary Berry

Loyd Grossman

"When did they add this channel?!"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"With this table monitor, you can watch the chefs prepare your meal. Look, another slice of frozen lasagna being microwaved."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

Chefs

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"

The Cheese God

"Pepper spray?"

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Which cooking competition show did you get your training from?"