Food Show Fan Gifts

Loyd Grossman

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Bake off: Flan B

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Michel Roux Jr

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

Guy Fieri

The Emeril Isle

Bedside Manna.

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

Emeril Lagasse

Mary Berry

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Ready, steady, Operate'

'You're fried!'

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

Chefs

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

People wanted For Taste Test.