Food Show Fan Pillows

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Bake off: Flan B

Bedside Manna.

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Michel Roux Jr

The Emeril Isle

Guy Fieri

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"When did they add this channel?!"

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Chefs

People wanted For Taste Test.

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'