Romantic Diners Prints

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'I think tonight's the night. He's taking me to a restaurant where they don't put butcher paper and crayons on your table.'

Vegetarian Restaurant.

'Super size mine. Who knows when Mr. Money Bags will take me out grazing again.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

In Desperate Straits.

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Romantic Frogs

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'