Romantic Dinner Aficionados Prints

'Those candles were a stroke of genious, we'll save a fortune on the heating bill.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

Ten out of ten for effort...

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Romantic Frogs

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"