Casual Dinner Planner Gifts

Man leaving house with 'The world ends at noon today sign' "What do you want for dinner, dear?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Like death by salad.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Kiddies Menu for Witches

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Men order. . . women shop.'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Tunnel of Like.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

'May I recommend the unlimited slop trough?'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."