Casual Dinner Planner Gifts

Man leaving house with 'The world ends at noon today sign' "What do you want for dinner, dear?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

How The Sausage Is Eaten

The ecumenical dinner party.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Tunnel of Like.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

'May I recommend the unlimited slop trough?'

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'