Quirky Dinner Planner Gifts

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Me, Alice and God

'I sent out for everything.'

The Reaper's Arms

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The ecumenical dinner party.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'Pardon?'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

New Year's eve plans!

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.