Romantic Dinner Planner Gifts

Soft music, candlelight and cheese. Could be a trap.

'Of course I remembered. What is the traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary - steak or lobster?'

"If one of your ears were inside-out, would you want someone to tell you?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"I knew this was your favorite."

'I sent out for everything.'

For her birthday Maude wanted something tall, dark and with a great body.

'What is it this time - Birthday, Anniversary, or Spending-Spree Sweetener?'

Invention 321: The wig of light

"'Dinner'? I'm sorry-- Dinner has been canceled due to budget cuts."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

In Desperate Straits.

'S'more wine?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Romantic Frogs

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."