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'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

The Reaper's Arms

Tunnel of Like.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Pardon?'

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Giraffe helping with a date.

'Your double Impresso sir.'

Fly-drive

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

Dinner

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"Don't go getting any ideas."

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"