The Reaper's Arms
Quirky Date Night Planner T-Shirts
Wear your plans with pride! Our quirky date night t-shirts blend humor and style, perfect for couples who love to make their romantic plans as fun as the nights themselves.
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
Dating is so expensive...
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
Funnel of Love
"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
Tunnel of Like.
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
scrabble love
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight
"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"
Restaurant in the Strand.
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"
"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."
"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."
Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.
Romantic Frogs
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