Doggie Date Planner Pillows

"I hide his phone before we go on walks. That way I have his undivided attention."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'Your double Impresso sir.'

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

Dinner

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

"Would a bunny suit have made a difference?"

'I take it your romantic dinner isn't going well. . .'